First of all I would like to let you all know that several weeks ago I was attacked by a vicious man eating German monster. The name Shepperd is not at all applicable, thus monster. (As a side note I was not messing with this monster's sheep, therefore I am not at fault.) I was simply walking by completely unaware and doing nothing to provoke it and all the sudden my leg was in the iron grip of a vicious beast. Luckily due to my amazing running and screaming abilities I was able to get away from the monster with only slight wounds.
In reality, it was a really old German Shepperd that has a thing for tall thin guys, so at least I have a good physique.
9 comments:
Poor Daniel... those German monsters are quite vicious sometimes... I feel sorry for you.
-Storm-
*laughing hysterically while attempting to roll over but misjudging and landing on the floor*
I can just see elmur fudd coming up and saying "nasty wittle gwerman doggie!"
*Laughs* I'm not as dramatic as my sister... usually.
Poor daniel, usually German Shepherds really are nice...
hopefully your leg didn't suffer too much... hahaha XDD
Your dramatic emphasis is exceptional. You are a good embellisher.
that looks like it would hurt.. @ least you were able to get away before it caused anymore damage then it did.
that dog didn't know who he was biting. Do tell of your glorious reign as Prom Prince!! The people are awaiting with baited breath to hear of the delectable details.
German MONSTERS are EVIL!!! They really are. Our neighbor had two at one point and they came into our yard and went after Lucy (my dog if you don't remember). Lucy tried to hide behind my mom and my mom was trying to get them away. It was horrible. I LOVE YOU!!! :-D
Katy
I still think you should tell on her.
that is a disturbing photo!
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